Perdition Mods (perdition_mods) wrote in perdition_rpg, @ 2009-04-02 03:18:00 |
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OOC : Unless students had a wireless on hand as well as knowing the password or were able to overhear a dormmate's wireless (please check before assuming) they sadly did not get to hear this awesome Potterwatch, which was written by Ashley and Kati, and of course, JK Rowling. No copyright infringement is intended.
Lee: Why hello there, you lovely folk of the wizarding populous. The time is currently midnight and a half, and welcome to another late-night edition of Potterwatch, your one-and-only source to get the truth behind the whatsits and the whoseits on the war. Before we begin, we have a brief apology for the suddenness of last episode's departure, but we're all safe and fine and safe. We know you were worried sick. We also apologise for our temporary absense from the airwaves, which was due to a number of house calls in our area by those charming Death Eaters. [Things got a bit rough last time but we have] now found ourselves another secure location, and I'm pleased to tell you that two of our regular contributors have joined me here this evening. Evening, boys! Remus: Hi. Kingsley: Evening, River." But before we hear from Royal and Romulus, let's take a moment to report those deats that the Wizarding Wireless Network News and Daily Prophet don't think important enough to mention. It is with great regret that we inform our listeners of the murders of Ted Tonks and Dirk Cresswell. A goblin by the name of Gornuk was also killed. It is believed that Muggle-born Dea Thomas and a second gobin, both beleived to have been traveling with Tonks, Cresswell, and Gornuk, may have escaped. If Dean is listening, or if anyone has any knowledge of his whereabouts, his parents and sisters are desperate for news. Meanwhile, in Gaddley, a Muggle family of five has been found dead in their homes. Muggle authorities are attributing the deaths to a gas leak, but members of the Order of the Phoenix inform me that it was the Killing Curse -- more evidence, as if it were needed, of the fact that Muggle slaughter is becoming little more than a recreational sport under the new regime. Finally, we regret to inform our listeners that the remains of Bathilda Bagshot have been discovered in Godric's Hollow. The evidence is that she died several months ago. The Order of the Phoenix informs us that her body showed unmistakable signs of injuries inflicted by Dark Magic. Listeners, I'd like to invite you now to join us in a minute's silence in memory of Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, Bathilda Bagshot, Gornuk, and the unnamed, but no less regretted, Muggles murdered by the Death Eaters. ::Silence:: Thank you. And now we turn to regular contributor Royal, for an update on how the new Wizarding order is affecting the Muggle world. Thanks, River. Muggles remain ignorant of the source of their suffering as they continue to sustain heavy casualties. However, we continue to hear truly inspirational stories of wizards and witches risking their own safety to protect Muggle friends and neighbors, often without the Muggle's knowledge. I'd like to appeal to all our listeners to emulate their example, perhaps by casting a potective charm over any Muggle dwellings in your street. Many lives could be saved if such simple measures are taken. And what would you say, Royal, to those listerners who reply that in these dangerous times, it should be 'Wizards first'? I'd say that's one short step from 'Wizards first' to 'Purebloods first,' and then to 'Death Eaters.' We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving. Excellently put, Royal, and you've got my vote for Minister for Magic if we ever get out of this mess. And now, over to Romulus for our popular feature 'Pals of Potter.' Thanks, River. Romulus, do you maintain, as you have every time you've appeared on our program, that Harry Potter is still alive? I do. There is no doubt at all in my mind that his death would be proclaimed as widely as possible by the Death Eaters if i had happened, because it would strike a deadly blow at the morale of those resisting the new regime. 'The Boy Who Lived' remains a symbol of everything for which we are fighting: the triumph of good, the power of innocence, the need to keep resisting. And what would you say to Harry if you knew he was listening, Romulus? I'd tell him we're all with him in spirit. And I'd tell him to follow his instincts, which are good and nearly always right. And our usual update on those friends of Harry Potter's who are suffering for their allegiance? Well, as regular listeners will know, several of the more outspoken supporters of Harry Poter have now been imprisoned, including Xenophilius Lovegood, erstwhile editor of The Quibbler. We have also heard within the last few hours that Rubeus Hagrid, well-known gamekeeper at Hogwarts School, has narrowly escaped arrest within the grounds of Hogwarts, where he is rumored to have hosted a ‘Support Harry Potter’ party in his house. However, Hagrid was not taken into custody, and is, we believe, on the run. I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you’ve got a sixteen-foot-high half brother? It would tend to give you an edge, may I just add that while we here at Potterwatch applaud Hagrid’s spirit, we would urge even the most devoted of Harry’s supporters against following Hagrid’s lead. 'Support Harry Potter' parties are unwise in the present climate. Indeed they are, Romulus, so we suggest that you continue to show your devotion to the man with the lightning scar by listening to Potterwatch! And now let’s move to news concerning the wizard who is proving just as elusive as Harry Potter. We like to refer to him as the Chief Death Eater, and here to give his views on some of the more insane rumors circulating about him, I’d like to introduce a new correspondent. Rodent? Fred: Rodent? I'm not being 'Rodent,' no way, I told you I wanted to be 'Rapier' Oh, all right then, 'Rapier,' could you please give us your take on the various stories we’ve been hearing about the Chief Death Eater?? Yes, River, I can. As our listeners will know, unless they've taken refuge at the bottom of a garden pond or somewhere similar, You-Know-Who's strategy of remaining in the shadows is creating a nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the alleged sightings of him are genuine, we must have a good nineteen You-Know-Whos running around the place. Which suits him, of course. The air of mystery is creating more terror than actually showing himself. Agreed. So, people, let’s try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill people with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do. And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad? Well, who wouldn’t want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he’s been putting in? Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first! Thank you very much for those wise words, Rapier. Listeners, that brings us to the end of another Potterwatch. We don’t know when it will be possible to broadcast again, but you can be sure we shall be back. Keep twiddling those dials: The next password will be 'Mad-Eye.' Keep each other safe: Keep faith. Good night. |