Perdition Mods (perdition_mods) wrote in perdition_rpg, @ 2009-02-25 23:55:00 |
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Lee: HELLO LONDON!!!!!!!!!... and other ladies and gents of the wizarding populous who live in other locales. The time is currently midnight and a half, and welcome to another late-night edition of Potterwatch, your one-and-only source to get the truth behind the whatsits and the whoseits on the war. I am your host as always, the one, the only, RIVERRRRR!!! ::River cheers for himself into the microphone:: Yeah can I get some air up high in here or WHAT? ::Silence:: Ahem. Now that that is out of my system and have given the more tardy of our listeners a chance to tune in, we can get started on much more serious matters. Romulus'll be joinin' us in just a mo' after he's done settin' a couple things up, and here with me as always up on the mic is Royal. Say hello, babe! Kingsley: Do not call me "babe," River. And hello, to those of you out there keeping the faith. We are glad you are all out there with us on this beautiful night, because you are all beautiful people. SO! We've been getting a lot of questions lately (or well, hearing some people ask some people and are choosing to respond) to "What in the name of Merlin's tapshoes do I do if I'm somewhere, and the place gets hit with Fiendfyre?" Well, that is certainly a very good question, and for starters, my suggestion? Run like a bat outta hell. Grab the kids, grab the cat, and apparate as far away as you can. Get on a broom and book it to the high hills. Don't try to fight it, don't try to contain it, just put on your pants and go. There's a spell, yeah, but unless you're Dumbledore or sommat (and all things considered you ain't) chances are you don't wanna press your luck going up against that shite. Stuff can be replaced, lives can not, so take our advice and get the hell outta dodge. And now, Royal brings you some very important info about some very important things. Well, this isn't going to be quite as organised as the last Potterwatch, but there is little change in the Muggle's perceptions to our war right now. Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the the Muggle-born deaths - numbers have skyrocketed as the Death Eaters are tightening their grip on the nation. The Stewart family of Braintree, Essex, the Nicholson famiy of Reading, the Helders family of Aberdeen, the Cook family of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, and the Turner family of Sheffield have all fallen victim to the Death Eaters. Muggle-born Dennis Creevey, a former Hogwarts Gryffindor and brother to Colin Creevey, is also reported to have been killed by the Death Eater Graley Rosier with an entrail-expelling curse. My deepest sympathies go out to all those who knew Dennis, and we would like to take a moment of silence for all the victims of these meaningless crimes. ::Silence:: Thank you. Remember, if any of our listeners have Muggle-born friends or neighbours, please keep an eye and an ear out for them. You can make a difference. And now we will go to Romulus, who will report on the Ministry's newest law forbidding wizards to marry Muggles. Romulus? ::Whispering is heard in the background, obviously between Royal and River.:: Remus: Thank you and hello. Echoing what Royal just said, the Ministry's newest law, enacted today prohibits anyone of magical blood from marrying a Muggle. We are currently unsure about current marriages but - SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT AW SHIT ON A CRACKER, THE TABOO. BUGGERING HELL GRAB THE EQUIP- ::There is the sound of scuffling and a small crash, like something being dropped.:: Next time's password is Albus and STAY SAFE! ::More noises are heard, another scuffle, a thump, and the radio turns to static.:: |