This was wonderful. Percy was brilliant, and your Teddy was absolutely perfect.
I fell about laughing at this: Oh, yeah. I saw Victoire Weasley's tits yesterday—she had on a loose blouse and she bent over, and OH MY GOD. They are fucking EPIC.
and this: It's like trying to breathe through a wet cloth. A wet cloth that smells of sex.
Ew. I can't believe I just wrote that. I am fucking disgusting.