That hit, like, ALL of my buttons. Even some I didn't mention in my request.
I've been sitting here, trying to come up with something to say apart from incoherent things like, 'Percy's PASSPORT' and 'HAHAHA GEORGE' and 'OMG, GHANA'.
Oh, poor Percy. And poor Neville. I felt so sorry for Percy when he kept trying to catch up with Neville at Hogwarts and it never works. I loved that they had history and that they shared details of who else they'd been sleeping with at the beginning, and Percy calling Neville handsome while under the influence of Veritaserum. And the career choice for Percy seemed so believable and I loved that while Neville is teaching at Hogwarts he's also jetsetting around the world.
Um, I may come back later and add more "OMG YAY" comments. I'm quite incoherent at the moment. Thank you, mystery author, I can't wait to find out who you are :D