I was on my way out when I saw that my gift had been posted and stopped to read it immediately. I love how Percy imagines himself. And even my tattoo fetish is worked in "Or Charlie, who I needn't remind you is her age, and has an anatomically accurate Hungarian Horntail tattooed in one place you can guarantee Mum won't see it, and is therefore far cooler than you'll ever be."
Thank you, mystery author. It is beautiful, and I love that he gets the potential happy ending. I almost want to scream as they leave, "Don't screw it up, Percy."