lifestyle 40+ pbs always bring me joy, but i think several folks are looking for younger fellas to tickle their fancies. all i want for christmas (in july) is jeff goldblum as an alton brown-esque foodie to sate everyone's hunger AND their thirst. a bad influence friend from her past who thinks she's gotten boring in her old age, encouraging her to get back into a life of pettiness and goblintry. john cena or dwayne johnson as her wrestling coach who keep putting her through breakaway tables only for her to shout "again!!" like that baby from dinosaurs. being highly smashable is her gimmick. a young couple or single parent who don't mind her being a surrogate helicopter mother. someone business minded who keeps the fire lit under her ass so she'll finally open her dream bakery.