I get it. You've seen me here before. I get that this part of RP is transactional. Just let me paint a picture for you:
A nice long stay in Fall River, MA via knightsofhell. Lizzie Borden killed her parents there, plenty of delightful restaurants, and our group of rebel outlaws may be up to things, but still throw together a good Sunday lunch -- it's fun for the whole family.
Fall River natives (and lbr, also newcomers) will be fed and mother-henned by this gal (whether they like it or not). Stop on by and hang out with us.
Special bonus offer: At least two lines for the price of one. Inquire within.