"Because, you show that to enough people, traumatize them so they actually believe you? It's hilarious."
A small part of Chris's mind tried to ring a warning bell here, but as per usual, he ignored it.
"The more people walk out a little more thoughtful on what actually makes a bad movie, the better. Some philosophical nonsensical piece of shit like that totally outweighs what people think is awful these days." He shut the microwave door and stood aimlessly in the kitchen for a few moments, as if picturing what the world would be like if everybody shared his vision of good cinematography.