"Do it. Or if you absolutely can't, then go see it when it's out on DVD. Fuck, I'll have it when it's out on DVD, just drop by and I'll show you it. It's not as effective on a screen this size, but ... " Chris sighed and shrugged a little dramatically. "Hey, better to see it small than not at all, right?"
Chris stood up and headed into the kitchen, dropping the popcorn bowl in the sink and looking into the microwave. There was some fake butter shit on the door, and a little on the sides, but he ignored it for the moment - he could clean it in a bit.
"Now you gotta share that piece of shit with the world, someday. The more people, the better. Hurt 'em good." Just a little sadistic, maybe.