"Fuck off, I just had a nightmare or two. Fucking weird movie, okay?" Chris sulked briefly on his end of the couch before finishing the answers to her questions. "Yeah, he was Bond, one of the best. He's done some really amazing work since then, too, but Zardoz was right after he got done being Bond, so it was like ... a rebound film, or something. Fucking awful. Of course, everybody thinks it's sooo deep these days, fucking hipster critics."
Chris was not a fan of movie critics, if anybody ever asked him. He was more than happy to expound endlessly on how awful they all were. Needless to say, he didn't get a lot of newspapers these days, if only because he hated the entertainment section so much.