"How do you know I didn't set the alarm off tonight as an excuse to see you. I do look so hot in my ancient hair rollers. First you see me in that horrible get up Muldoons makes me wear, now we meet at 3 a.m. half dead. Oh no, I think we're done with the smoke alarm meetings. The next time you hear my smoke alarm, there really is a fire and you better come running to save me."
Vanessa always kept her tools under the kitchen sink, she really didn't know why, but she had paranoid delusions of a hammer falling off of the top shelf and smashing her head in. Speaking of hammers, "I found a hammer!" she held it up triumphantly. "Maybe we can just bash it to death." She dove back under the kitchen sink though and searched for a screwdriver, eventually coming up with one and handing it to Idris.