Yup. Definitely a nightmare. A nightmare that included a crazy woman thinking that he a) knew her, b) would want her plant and c) would thank her for it. Still, she seemed so utterly pleased, that Kit felt obligated to give it a bit of a try.
So. Who did he know who was absolutely insane? "Come on in," he said, looking down at his pink-wrapped plant. "You can uh, help me find a home for this." And then he was getting straight back to work. But. Back to the crazy, who would even think to bring him a - "Lucy." He smiled, pleased he'd manage to remember. "Lucy, why uh, why do you think I can keep a plant alive? I'm not even sure I could keep a fish alive. And what is it?"