Paul good-naturedly rolled his eyes, continuing to sip on his coffee while Vince enjoyed a hearty guffaw and hearing the dulcet tones of said cackle. Neither of them were gay, but that was beside the point - only those he was involved in an epic bromance with could ask things like that without getting shanked. Perhaps if it had been anyone else who asked a question like that, randomly, Paul would have made like Kilauea and erupted. And no one wanted to be on the receiving end of a Paul Halloran Temper Tantrum (tm). That was just bad news bears.
"Well, you know how I know you're gay?" He paused for dramatic effect. "You have a vanilla air freshener in your car."