"Acts of bag theft and product theft are covered by, oh, you know, theft laws." What? She could be just as smart alecky too especially when she knew the stupid laws. Not by heart, mind you, but she knew them.
But oh god he really was just going to take off on the elevator. Mentally, she was picturing running after him and tackling him and beating the crap out of this guy with the bags. Instead, she simply shot forward at a fast pace to catch up with him in the elevator and stand to one side, staring at the ground. She would have looked like she was going to cry but her face was hidden by a veil of fallen pink hair.
"My boss is going to kill me if you steal those," she confided, voice barely above a whisper.