Mirza smiled as she settled next to him, leaning against her and touching their heads together. "Oh but I do. I'm entirely entertaining and I do in fact have hidden cameras following me. They're waiting for me to find someone to star in my next porno," he was lying out his arse but hey, it was fun. And one never knew when one was telling the truth about surprise porn. "I would be such an awesome porn star," if it weren't for the idea of getting STDs every week...