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Tweak says, "Covered in bees! AHHHH!"

Honey Skye Griffin (queen_of_gods) wrote in paxletalelogs,
@ 2010-10-11 11:15:00

Entry tags:

hera, inari

Who: Lukas and Honey
When: Afternoon
Why: Honey is anxious of course
Where: Starting at Lukas place
Warnings: This thread could go ANYWHERE. So R to start.

This was not the time for a shave and a hair cut…two bits type knock. This was grounds for a fist pounding, blonde bitch, I will take out your eye with my high heels type knock. She couldn’t say why or even understand what compelled her to think that her husband was shacked up here with…what’s his name. She just felt like she should come down from her tower and make sure.

Oh. That’s right. He hadn’t answered her when he had “innocently” asked if Vince was missing and she had asked who the fuck he was. Maybe he had cut him up into bits. Maybe they were butt fucking in the bathtub. She wouldn’t put it past Vince. He was always on the lookout for fuckable holes. Anything he could stick his dick in was good enough for him. He’d probably rape road kill if it had a gaping hole just the right size. Peanut size that is.

“I know you are in there!” she bluffed. She didn’t know at all actually. All she knew was that she was worried and that made her mean. If she got to take it out on someone she didn’t know then what was to stop her.

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vulpin
2010-10-19 04:48 pm UTC (link)

How was it that him and Vince came to be the eternal bromance of all Pax history? That was almost too long of a story to tell, and Lukas screwed his teeth together while stowing away the bottle of liquor back into the gallows of his jacket after she'd sipped. In all actuality, the Southern Comfort had absolutely nothing to do with this venture, but Lukas had been drinking consistently since the night before, and it was a shame to let that kind of buzz slip away from you. As for why Honey was partaking, well.. Lukas was in a sharing mood, and she obviously needed some kind of emotional stabilizer to function in every day society. Unless she wanted to kick in doors and beat on the chests of innocent bystanders.

Sighing with a moment's consideration, Lukas retrieved the notepad and began to sketch out the vague details for her.

I met him at a bar in LA, like six months ago. ~~He stole my date~~ There's not much to tell really. We became friends.

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queen_of_gods
2010-10-20 08:52 pm UTC (link)

"hey!" Honey said, "You can talk now. Did you know? You should be able to hear me! I am a a magical fairy from the planet Vagish" She gave him a push before taking off her disguise, which happened to be teh betty crocker snap buttoned dress she was wearing. Underneath she was wearing pasties with bees. Her underpants had honey pots right on the buns.

Bzzzzzzzzzzz

"You are right! I DO have a stripper name. My Daddy always said I danced the best! Vince had to steal me away!" She got up on the bench and shook her caboose, "Hey BFF of my DH, What do you think of my honey pot buns?" she asked.

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	vulpin 2010-10-21 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	"Wow," was all he got a chance to say before the Anaheim transit bus hopped the curb and ran them over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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