"This is supposed to be kept under an R rating, right?" Pierce asked, coughing a laugh. "Hm..." He swirled the brandy around in his glass, lifting it to take a sip. Naea probably didn't want too much detail about his...antics. But it was still better than telling her all about how much David liked ice cream clown sundaes as a kid, because then they wouldn't be able to stop laughing and they'd probably break a spleen or two.
But the answer to this question came pretty easy. "The first time I saw Billy's mother, of course. It was during a staff meeting for our school's humor magazine. She distracted me and I almost stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil. But you really couldn't blame me, if you saw her you'd know why."