Mayeb Eli was thinking what a blushing good time he was having but Honey thought she was being boring. Which was something Honey hated to admit feeling. I mean come ON...pie? COFFEE? She might as well be some soccer mom bullshitter in a minivan.
But she really wanted the pie. She really, really wanted it. Maybe even two wedges to satiate her implorable craving.
"Oh? The toppings." She said, as if he was telling her about the most interesting topic in the world. Seriously! She didn't know. Dutch apple pie might as well have been greek pie for all she knew.
"Sorry I am so pie eyes." She giggled, "Pardon my pun. But, since I got here all I've wanted to do is eat and fuck around." There was no apology there. He was an adult now and she was tired of being so prissy ALL the time. She needed a freind who she could swear with and be something other than Zeus's charming arm candy. "I've turned into a bum."