"Best thing I've heard all day," Simon muttered at the news that Pierce was definitely not their father. He had been joking when he said it, after all, but really, that would have been a disaster. He went quiet at that, still brooding, still a bit irritated that he had ended up in this position.
"So. Lemme guess," Simon said a moment later, looking back over towards Pierce with a look that was nothing close to friendliness. "You called her and told her I got hurt? Is that why she's here too?"