|Alice Kennedy (rosemary_thyme) wrote in paxletalelogs,|
@ 2017-03-14 15:10:00
|Entry tags:||eris, uke mochi|
Don't make this awkward
Who: Alice and BB
What: BB has something to show Alice
Where: BB’s apartment
When: After the bakery closed on Monday
come ovr after werk, gonna show u somthin, was all that Brittany had texted Alice following Alice’s text where she explained to her best friend that luck was on her side and she had met a few people from their apartment complex. So, when Alice had closed the bakery she headed that way. With her work bag over her shoulder, and another hand carefully balancing two fruit tarts in a box--for she and BB to share--Alice knocked on her friend’s door.
“Brittany! Open up!” she called.
The sound of chairs scraping preceded BB's smiling face as her front door burst open to admit her friend.
"Hiya, skittles!" She pulled Alice into a quick but tight embrace, and then semi-jettisoned the redhead into her apartment, closing the door behind her. "Oh my god, did you bring me food? What'd yah bring? God I hope it's more of those adorable pig butts." BB sprang forward, relieving Alice of the box and putting it on her kitchen table. She deflated a little when she saw it was tarts, though was no less excited for the free meal. BB grabbed one and filled her mouth with fruit filling, her eyes rolling back in her head dramatically.
"How do you make these taste so good?" She asked with her mouth half full, the words muffled and slightly distorted.
“Luck, I think,” Alice said with a pleased smile as she reached for her own and took a gentle bite into it with a hand hovering underneath to catch any falling crumbs. “So what did you want me to come over for? Is everything okay?”
BB finished stuffing the rest of the tart into her mouth, an amazing feat on its own, before her eyes lit up. She tried to speak around the food in her mouth, but found herself thwarted in the endeavor and instead held up a finger to indicate 'one moment.' She moved over to the small side table that served as a nightstand next to her futon and retrieved a box wrapped in a silver cloth bag. Walking back over to Alice, she offered it out to her, a mischievous look on her face.
Alice raised and eyebrow and reached for the bag. Reaching into the bag, she grabbed hold of a box within and withdrew it, twisting it in her hand to look at the front of it. “Oh my god!” The box promptly dropped from her hand onto the table in Brittany’s kitchen and Alice stepped away, pointing at the box.
“That’s Rafael! That’s the guy that came into the bakery!” She looked at Brittany wide eyed, her lips parted because she found she couldn’t look at the box. Couldn’t. Not with the nice guy from the bakery laying out in a sexy pose on the cover. It made her think too much, like, how different he looked with all of his clothing off and that she hadn’t realized he had a six pack and my god that was a dildo.
BB had a hand over her mouth to keep from both laughing and throwing up what little was left of the tart still being chewed.
"Jesus, skittles, that's mint condition, you gotta handle it nicer than that! You'd think you never saw a dildo before." She grabbed up the realistically colored member and waggled it in front of Alice's face. "Look, I even got him to sign it! Don't tell me you haven't seen his porn???" BB's face lit with a new fire, a smirk curling her lips.
"I can get my computer..."
“I’ve seen porn!” Alice quickly replied, her voice shrill and a foot coming down in a stomp. Her eyes were squeezed closed for a moment before she let out a breath and opened them again. “I just… no I never owned a dildo before. But just… just that’s the guy. That’s the guy that came into the bakery.” She looked at the dildo in Brittany’s hand and slowly, something dawned on her. “Oh my god, he’s the porn star guy you told me about? Him?”
BB nodded enthusiastically. "Yup. Met him pretty soon after moving in, got him to interview with me. You sure you don't wanna see? He does gay and straight, though I think he's heavier into the gay scene these days. Seriously, lemme show you my favorite scenes..." She made a move to get her phone from where it stood in a charger near the sink.
“Wait, wait, wait!” Alice lunged forward, grabbing Brittany’s hand that happened to be holding the dildo. She let go and frowned. “So wait, he’s a porn star? Like… a famous-enough one that gets his own dildo?” Alice pointed at the dildo in question then furrowed her brow. “Is it supposed to look like his….”
BB stopped, staring at Alice. "His dick? No, Alice, it's supposed to look like his big toe. Of course it's supposed to look like his dick! I know you only have sisters, but surely you've seen a dick before?!" She pushed the sex toy into Alice's hand, though didn't let go in case Alice was going to drop it again. BB didn't plan to resell the item, but a dented box didn't make anything look much better. "Don't tell me you don't have like, a purple or blue friend. You can be honest with me, skittles."
“I don’t?” Alice said weakly, looking at Brittany nervously. “I just… I didn’t realize that, for one, he was a porn star, or two, that he is famous enough that he had his dick made into a dildo. I mean… wow.” She looked at the dildo and tipped her head. “I feel like I should know him better than I do if I’m looking at this right now.”
BB grinned wide. "Aw skittles, a lot of porn stars have their fun bits made into toys. It's a good part of where they make their money, since stuff floats around free on the interwebz. The whole process of how they do it is hilarious; I mean, for guys, anyway, girls, ugh, I would not wanna do that." She took the dildo out of Alice's hands and put it on the table, instead going to the fridge to get a Mike's Hard Lemonade. "You want one? I got regular and raspberry. But really, skittles, this isn't something to get twisted over. I think he'd think it was a compliment if you got all red faced over his dick!" Rafe was, of course, the only person BB would ever say such a thing about. At least, in the fact that she didn't consider him a threat in her goal to win Alice over. Any other guy? Different story.
Alice swallowed but nodded at the offer of a hard lemonade. “But, like, how do I even follow up in a conversation with this. Do I just admit I know he is a porn star? God, and he’s so nice.” She looked to the ceiling and frowned. “I’m awful, I’m sure plenty of porn stars are nice. Maybe I’ve met a few and just never even knew it.”
BB nodded knowingly. "Probs, skittles, probs. And think, there's people from high school who're probably porn stars now. If you wanna see Robbie's junk, you could probably google it. I don't recommend it." She pulled out a regular flavor and passed it to her friend. "Just don't be weird about it, like you are now. Get the giggles and shit out, though I'm sure he'd be used to it. Kinda comes with the job." She took a seat at her kitchen table, pushing out another chair and inviting Alice to sit. "I mean, it's not like you wanna ride his dick or something. That would make it weird." The words were said in an almost tentative manner, as though BB were testing something.
“No, no, I’m okay,” Alice replied, giving the dildo a tentative pat. “He’s all yours.” She lifted her drink and took a deep sip. “And I don’t want to make him uncomfortable, I mean, if I even see him again. I don’t want to expect people who live here to make the bakery a regular stop. He may never return there and I probably won’t run into him at the apartment.” She tapped the edge of the bottle and side eyed the dildo. “Can we maybe put that back in the bag?”
BB laughed around a mouthful of vodka, but nodded. She got up, retrieved the bag from which the dildo and come, and Rafe's super smexy face disappeared inside of it. She still left it on the table between them, retaking her seat, grabbing Alice's free hand with her own and giving it a squeeze. "You know, if you go to the St. Paddy's day thing on Friday, you might run into him there. And if you're drunk enough, maybe you won't care that you've already seen his junk!"
“Oh gosh,” Alice laughed. “I can only imagine it.” She slouched in her seat and pointed a wavering finger at Brittany, squinting her eyes as she began to pretend she was drunk. “You. I saw your penis but not really.”
She laughed again and sipped her drink, straightening up before speaking again. “Yes, that would surely go splendidly.” Reaching for the rest of her fruit tart she took a bite and covered her mouth before continuing to speak. “Now what St. Paddy’s day thing is going on?”
"It's another event the complex is putting on. They had one to meet the neighbors, and then one for Valentine's Day. Now that one was banging," BB said, gently sliding her drink between one hand and the other on the table top. "Was at this local place called CASKET. This one's at some dive bar, I guess someone who lives here owns it. Free business, kinda? But it's free food and free booze, so I'm totally dragging you there whether you wanna go or not."
Alice rolled her eyes but there was a smile on her lips, she obviously wasn’t that put out at the idea of being dragged to the party. “Okay, fine, but I can’t stay out too late because of work. And you also have to promise not to totally embarrass me if we run into Rafael. No ‘oh Alice held your dong’ comments, okay?”
BB tipped her drink into her mouth to keep from having to promise, instead nodding some vague understanding of what was being requested of her. She squeezed Alice's hand again, swallowing.
"It'll be fun! I hope they have jello shots. Green jello shots! Something to look forward to."
“Ha, yes, green jello shots are always a good idea,” Alice replied sarcastically, giving Brittany’s hand a squeeze back.