Might as well get this over with That's right, you son of a bitch, you're not going to intimidate me into hiding or some bullshit
Greetings, residents of Pax Letale. I'm David, the second inhabitant of apartment 603 along with my lovely girlfriend Naea. I was a little slow in getting moved in, I admit it, but I'm here now - and better late than never, right? Anyway, now that I'm all settled I look forward to getting to know my new neighbors
and ignoring my ASSHOLE brother who fucking stalked me all the way here
. This forum thing is pretty nifty, I gotta say.
Oh, before I forget - is the elevator always such a jerk, or did I just do something to piss it off? The stupid thing hasn't taken me to the right floor once yet. I'm a pretty healthy guy, so I doubt it's trying to subliminally tell me I need to exercise more.