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Tweak says, "Do the Transylvania Twist!"

Alexander Dimitri Dahlin // Poseidon (godsinthewater) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2011-11-29 19:33:00

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poseidon, shiva

[ Text to Michael ]
Enjoyed our morning foray into alcohol, my friend. Waitress (the pretty blonde one with fantastic calves and an awkward smile) asked about you when I came in later in the evening. Have you found a replacement for Zombie #1?

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	immortalruin 2011-11-30 03:55 am UTC (link)
	No, we're still trying to convince the bastard that originally did the part that an off Broadway production of Hamlet isn't as amazing. If he doesn't agree in another week, we'll have to recast. OFF Broadway.... Her calves weren't exactly what I was looking at buddy ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	godsinthewater 2011-11-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, you could always cast me. ~~Nevermind that my terrible acting skills would bomb the whole picture.~~ Send a minion down to get him drunk and turn him to the darkside? Really? I am a leg an ass man, I fear. Although her name was Candy. Slightly disturbing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	immortalruin 2011-11-30 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Actually that's kind of brilliant. A cameo from you would be pretty amazing for sales. ~~the entire picture will BE a bomb anyway~~ He'll come around, they always do. See, the name ruins it. I'm afraid I'm stereotypical in that I'm a chest man. I have lived in L.A. after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godsinthewater 2011-11-30 04:06 am UTC (link)
	...That's a better plan than I had originally thought. You should write the forward to my upcoming book. The one was only number three on the NY Times bestseller's list. Must ~~murder my good for nothing fucking agent~~ send flowers to my agent, and hope he does better next time. Isn't everyone named Candy in LA? California is so confusing for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	immortalruin 2011-11-30 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I'd be happy to. I'm sorry for your number three position, we've ALL been there. ~~We won't discuss my made for SciFi t.v. shows~~ Candy, Brittany, or something equally as obnoxious and sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godsinthewater 2011-11-30 04:20 am UTC (link)
	We'll blame it on bad agenty. ~~Is that even a writer? Fuck, goddamn, I'm a writer, I should know this shit.~~ We should go get drunk and find a lovely set of legs and a nice chest that possesses a name not quite so nauseating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	immortalruin 2011-11-30 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Always blame it on the agents, it's usually a safe bet. My god I originally typed bed, my mind is in the gutter, as it belongs. Yes, we should, but we ALSO should hold a party at Pax. I believe we are the only two people on our floor. We could open both of our doors and invite everyone at Pax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godsinthewater 2011-11-30 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I am not usually the part sort, but I'd imagine you're a man capable of rounding up a crowd. So, why the Hell not? I'm in. Free hooch for all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	immortalruin 2011-11-30 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I'll set up an invite some point tonight. We both have the money, we might as well be generous, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	godsinthewater 2011-11-30 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. Penthouse bashes are the best. Or so I've been told. ~~And maybe this will drum up sales on that damn book.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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