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Phillip Wolfe | Phobos (inclinedfear) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2011-09-12 08:45:00

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eris, phobos

[a "present" outside of Charlie's door]
[loud enough for the entire first floor to hear]

Note with present:
Charlie,

I just wanted to thank you for all the work you did with my apartment yesterday. I hope you enjoy your gift. Remember, it's just a joke.

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eristic
2011-09-12 04:35 pm UTC (link)

[ is, needless to say, stunned at the "GIFT" outside of her door; stands, shellshocked, for a few moments before slamming the door shut; the guy doesn't go away, instead knocks on the door, toward which Charlie opens and throws a shoe at him. The guy relocates to outside her window, Jack barking happily and drawing more interested parties to watch as Charlie hurls more shoes and other paraphernalia at the stripper, eventually hitting him in the crotch and causing him to believe that no amount of money is worth this degradation ]

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	[ text to Rylee ] eristic 2011-09-12 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	You are SO DEAD. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: inclinedfear 2011-09-12 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever do you mean? I thought you'd like my gift to you :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~You thought I'd LIKE~~ ~~Fucking dumb~~ ~~HELL NO I WOULDN'T~~ Don't play the innocent card with me, mister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE: inclinedfear 2011-09-12 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm always the innocent one between the both of us. You know it, Lee. Come on, it was meant to be funny. Since I saw strippers last month, you get some for this month. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	If I see or hear about another stripper, I'm gonna scream. An' then hurt someone. A lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: inclinedfear 2011-09-12 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, don't be like that, Lee. It could have been worse. I could have been the one stripping outside your door... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	~~..............~~ Yeah, yer right. Now that would'a given me nightmares. ~~Maybe not nightmares exactly, but...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: inclinedfear 2011-09-12 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. :( I wish you at least lied... So see, I did you a favor, actually. Now we're even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Even. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	You wanna go get some lunch? So I can say I did somethin' interesting with my day before I had to go get paid to walk around some dumbass mall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: inclinedfear 2011-09-12 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	...So long as you promise not to kill me... sure. We could get Chinese? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: eristic 2011-09-12 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I said interestin', not somethin' that's gonna get me arrested. 'Sides, if I kill yah, who's gonna make me taquitos? Chinese sounds fine. I'll meet yah there? [ Insert mall name, address, whatever here ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inclinedfear 2011-09-12 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. You'd probably burn down the apartment complex if you were left to make taquitos for yourself. :P I'll meet you there in ten minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eristic 2011-09-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
	See yah there in ten! Don't be a slowpoke or I'll eat yer chow mein. (Reply to this) (Parent)