It was just a hunch I had that you'd like something that bit you back a little spicy. :)
That is such a sweet, wonderful way to spend the holidays! I'm proud of you and really surprised. I hope you have a great time and please don't teach those kids too many of the things you know. ;) Sometimes you have to make your own mistakes. This is such a relief. I was worried you were going to be alone for Christmas and then I
Merry, merry Christmas, Jack. Take good care of yourself and remember that mistletoe down your pants will lead to a rash. Find somewhere else to keep it for me. I'll miss you, too.