Hey, new neighbor! Jack Mallory here, resident of #305. Welcome to the zoo Pax! It's fine and noble work you're doing, and if I'd had something like that around when I was a kid I'd be a different man today. Except I'm a comedian, so it's probably just as well. Hey, think your bosses would be interested in a fundraiser? Let me know and I'll talk to some people and make it happen.
If there's one thing ol' Jack knows, it's where to get a drink. I'll be happy to give you a guided tour of the local watering holes and fine lowlife eating establishments in the area. Just say the word!