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Tweak says, "You're 1-liners are not worthy"

the_calm_before (the_calm_before) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-24 01:34:00

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Is anyone willing to call my job for me and tell them that I died, but I'll be back after the weekend?

Just thought I would ask.

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	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 06:38 am UTC (link)
	I'm not sure that'd work, sweetheart. But I am willing to call them and say you've got viral bronchitis or something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Damn, I'd rather them think I was dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I don't think they'd employ zombies. No matter how funny it would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 06:44 am UTC (link)
	That would be awesome! I would want to go to work just to see that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Can you imagine how Disney would freak if there were a zombie walk in the park? Oh no, the kiddies might see some people pretending to be dead! Let's ignore that we've done Nightmare Before Christmas and the Haunted Mansion movie which had some dude commit suicide that we're already remaking because the first one was shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	Somehow I think they would all end up doing the Thriller dance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	That would be so awesome. I would go just to do that. Now I want to organize a Halloween 2010 Disney Zombie Walk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Zombies are gonna be marching on Disney! OMG!! <--That is sarcasm. Sounds like fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	It's sarcasm because zombies already march on Disney every single day of the week, right? You too are suffering their horrible, sugar induced zombification. RUN, MAN, RUN. Forget the others and save yourself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	There is no running from this. Disney is everywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't worry, I'll save you! By... locking you in my closet... =D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Why do I get the feeling that there isn't much room in there. XP (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	You would be so right... I need a way bigger closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	I would offer the use of mine, but there are lots of boxes full of all kinds a crap. Plus couple of easels left over from my college days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	You're so sweet but how would you explain to that future girlfriend what you're doing with another man's clothes in your closet? The scandal! The outrage! The throwing of shoes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, that would not be the first thing that would worry a potential girlfriend about my apartment... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	I want to know so bad now... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-24 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	It's nothing bad. Well not really. ~~It's just that I'm a total geek and have a huge collection of comics/action figures~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-24 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	t-t-tell me tell me tell me or I'll stand outside your apartment and sing "Oops! I Did It Again" at the top of my lungs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_calm_before 2010-09-25 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You realize I have a drum set in here, right? I could drown out your Brittany easily enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-09-25 02:57 am UTC (link)
	You underestimate my ability to screech at the top of my lungs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	T1A/404 the_allfather 2010-09-24 11:17 am UTC (link)
	Working a shitty job builds character, son. But in all seriousness, I left your portfolio with Rob. He was very impressed! We've just finished the new intern orientation for all the papers and the TV station but if you still want to come on board I'll have you get with Nate, my assistant, and he'll work out a schedule with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: T1A/404 the_calm_before 2010-09-24 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Yes sir, especially when you work for Disney. I'm just a little worried which character I will turn into. I am very much on board, sir. Thank you so much for this opportunity! I can't wait to start working in your company. ~~Thank god, I can stop taking out my earrings every time I walk into work~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1A/404 the_allfather 2010-09-24 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! I'd be worried about that too. Great, sounds perfect. When would you prefer the start date to be? And do you know Alex in 503? She's one of my interns too, but she mostly does researching and networking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1A/404 the_calm_before 2010-09-24 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well I already have this coming week's schedule for my other job, but I'll tell them I'll need to move down to part-time. So the next week should be perfect. I actually haven't met too many people that live in the building yet aside from my neighbor and a few others ~~whom don't seem to like me very much~~. It's probably my own fault though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1A/404 the_allfather 2010-09-24 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, we'll say next Monday then. Bright and early at 9:00! Ah, I see. There are many interesting characters here, that's for sure. I'll tell Alex to go easy on you if she happens to pass you in the hallway at the newspaper, but she's the friendly sort and doesn't bite anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1A/404 the_calm_before 2010-09-24 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	I will be there. Those I have met are all very interesting, and I'm all for meeting friendly people. (Reply to this) (Parent)