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Vincent (king_of_gods) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-23 17:37:00

Phone Call to PAULSIDON from VEUS
Riiiiiiiiiing.
Riiiiiiiiiing.

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	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 12:42 am UTC (link)
	[the ring tone is 'Wanna Be a Baller' so therefore Paul knows it's Vince and picks up without looking] Hey. What's up? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
	[No formalities.] Where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days. There's so much shit to tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 12:54 am UTC (link)
	What the fuck do you mean? I've been here. Well, mostly. Why, what's going on? [sits on the couch and braces self for the worst] [speaks up again] Oh, and...nice dream, by the way. That was just a little goddamn trippy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 12:59 am UTC (link)
	[The laughter bellows!] I told you we were Gods. How else would we be able to go into each others dreams? That's scientifically impossible, also, that Nike goddess was super hott, am I right? Anyway... I kinda did something bad... but tell me about wassupwhichoo first, homeboy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You think every goddess is super hot. That's why Zeus banged them all. [not that Poseidon was much better. Moving on] Something bad? Well then. Nothing's up with me. Just catching up on work and stuff. I was late in the morning because Cassie and I were...detained. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 01:09 am UTC (link)
	... detained? You were arrested? Paulsidon was actually doing something fun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 01:12 am UTC (link)
	[eyeroll] No, Veus, I was not arrested. If I had, you would have been bailing my ass out of jail. But the fun thing, yes, definitely that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Okay, well, moving right along since you're feeling vague. I kindakissedsomebodywhowasn'tHoney. Now, before you say anything -- no -- no -- listen to me! Listen, it was like I couldn't stop myself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm not feeling vague! I am actually kind of disturbed you can't pick up on my hints. You're slipping. [cough] What? Who did you kiss? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Some girl. I told Honey, I'm not a liar. So it's not some huge ass secret. Then she fuckin' shoved her phone in my face -- get this -- cuz she got sent a PICTURE of me kissing this girl. Just when we thought things couldn't get anymore scandalous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Okay. And so what did she do...after she shoved the phone in your face? And this girl must not have been that important if she's just 'some girl.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Well, she is impo--I ... you're trying to trick me. She's been ignoring me and I've been being especially loud and spilling wine on her side of the rug and she doesn't even care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 01:28 am UTC (link)
	[rubs forehead] I'm not trying to trick you, brother Veus. What's her name? [disbelief] You've seriously sectioned off the penthouse? Vince! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 02:04 am UTC (link)
	It was her idea too! Anyway, her name is Evan and she's sweet and funny. I think maybe she's a god too, and that's why I felt like I needed to kiss her. Maybe she's Nike. Cuz damn, can I get WOWZA for Nike? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 11:04 am UTC (link)
	Would you forget the fuck about Nike?! It's a brand of shoes and we're not talking about it now. Her name is Evan? Shit. This is why you shouldn't go around putting your lips on anything with breasts and that breathes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	... what are you talking about this is what happens? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Bees, Vince. Who else knows everything in the world about bees? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_of_gods 2010-09-24 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	What the fuck are you talking about? What are you trying to say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_sea_you 2010-09-24 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I was coming home from work the other night and I found your smooching partner crying in the hallway because she had been stung with 389,392,484 bees and gnats. Cassie and I took her to the hospital. She didn't say what happened exactly, just that she received a gift box and thought it was from 'him.' (Reply to this) (Parent)