Welcome, 907. I'm T1 and as you can see, there is a plethora of interesting children people here in the building. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay.
But using numbers is too formal so welcome to Pax Letale, Shae. I'm Pierce Gregory. And I have nothing against orphans or pomeranians, I also have to find a joke funny to laugh at it, but nothing against those who actually possess a sense of humor.