I don't know what you are talking about. I don't think you know what you're talking about. I sneak past you all the time. You just never know it. I was just careless and young back then.
Well what the hell am I supposed to think you asshole? I did call you. You must be too tired to listen to your voice mail, unless you got a new phone number without telling me.
By the way, my mother would have been very disappointed in you what with the double contraction and all.