Found: Pair of fancy-looking shoes left in the lobby. They’re black with a spikey kind of heel and strappy things. Not sure if that’s going to help at all? They look pretty new. Oh, and they say YSL on the inside. Should have mentioned that first. I’m assuming that’s a brand and not someone’s initials. Probably should have maybe re-written this, but my delete key’s on the fritz and half of the time it deletes everything I write. No idea why I added that last bit. Can’t delete any of this, damn it. Anyway, yes. So, if you’re missing some shoes even though you’d think they’d stay on your feet or else you’d know they were gone?, I have them in apartment 106. Ask for Evangeline, or Evan, because … that’s my name. I'm new here, so ... come get your shoes. Okay. No, no, Evan. Please. Sound more retarded. Have a nice day!