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Evan Greer ([info]the_wanderlust) wrote in [info]paxletale,
@ 2010-09-13 01:25:00

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Entry tags:endymion, inari, odin, zeus

Found: Pair of fancy-looking shoes left in the lobby. They’re black with a spikey kind of heel and strappy things. Not sure if that’s going to help at all? They look pretty new. Oh, and they say YSL on the inside. Should have mentioned that first. I’m assuming that’s a brand and not someone’s initials. Probably should have maybe re-written this, but my delete key’s on the fritz and half of the time it deletes everything I write. No idea why I added that last bit. Can’t delete any of this, damn it. Anyway, yes. So, if you’re missing some shoes even though you’d think they’d stay on your feet or else you’d know they were gone?, I have them in apartment 106. Ask for Evangeline, or Evan, because … that’s my name. I'm new here, so ... come get your shoes. Okay. No, no, Evan. Please. Sound more retarded. Have a nice day!



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[info]the_allfather
2010-09-13 01:24 pm UTC (link)
Well, this is certainly interesting

Evangeline? That's a lovely name but if you prefer Evan then that's what it shall be. I'm Pierce and I know nothing about YSL or spikey women's shoes in general (it's probably better that way) so it's safe to say they're not mine, but welcome to the building regardless. Someone must have been really shitfaced to lose their expensive shoes Reminds me of college

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I don't know much about shoes, either, so we're in the same boat. And only my dad calls me Evangeline, but I don't think I'd mind it if you did. Wait, does that sound like I'm asking him to be my daddy? Not that he'd know, because he's in Kansas and I'm here, so. You could call me Sally if you wanted. Stop. Just stop. Um, yes! Thanks for the welcome. Never been to California before, so this is a whole new big adventure kind of thing for me. Seriously. Stop. Nice to meetcha!

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[info]the_allfather
2010-09-13 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh, aren't you cute Sally? Tempting, but I'll stick with Evangeline. And I happen to be a California native (for the most part, but the first nine years in South Africa are kind of blurry) so if you need any recommendations I can do my best. It's really quite nice, there's a good mix of everything here.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Evangeline is good. I really don't know where the Sally thing came in. I blame the long drive.

Thanks for the offer... and I know we've only just introduced ourselves and I don't want to sound needy or anything, but do you know any good places to look for a job? I didn't plan the whole 'cross-country move' thing very well. Or at all.

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[info]the_allfather
2010-09-13 09:25 pm UTC (link)
No worries, jobs are important these days. I'm sure I can come up with a few ideas and I have connections everywhere but what kind of work are you looking to get into?

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_allfather, 2010-09-13 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 09:46 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 09:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_allfather, 2010-09-13 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 11:03 pm UTC

[info]somnum_dormire
2010-09-13 01:27 pm UTC (link)
Hey Evan. My name's Eli, nice to meet you. I'm not a cross-dresser so the shoes aren't mine but I hope you find the owner anyway. Welcome to Pax. I'm kind of new too, actually.

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[info]vulpin
2010-09-13 08:24 pm UTC (link)
O, so now were all cross-dressers if we like wearing women's clothing in the privacy of the lobby?

should not post this s hould not post this. day drinking strikes again

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[info]somnum_dormire
2010-09-13 08:31 pm UTC (link)
LOL No, not at all, I didn't mean to imply anything. Your shoes are safe though, so that's cool?

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[info]vulpin
2010-09-13 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Feel free to borrow them any time.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 08:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure you're just joshing, but if they're yours, come by and get 'em! I've never met a cross-dresser before, although one of the deputies in Clark County got caught in ladies' underpants. That's a story for another time, though. Or never, Evan. Or never.

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[info]vulpin
2010-09-13 10:22 pm UTC (link)
No. That sounds like a story for right now.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Let's just say Deputy Miller should not have been wearing tear-away pants when he answered a call about a drunk and disorderly. Really, he should have just kept on working out and let some other Deputy take care of the idiots at the bowling alley, but no. He just couldn't resist. We don't get too many emergency calls in Clark County. We don't get too many anythings in Clark County.

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(no subject) - [info]vulpin, 2010-09-15 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-15 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vulpin, 2010-09-15 06:14 pm UTC
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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Hi, Eli. I'm not a cross-dresser either, so we have that in common. When did you move in? I've been meaning to explore the place. Maybe you'd want to come along?

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[info]somnum_dormire
2010-09-13 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Only about a week ago, actually. So exploring would be great. I'm a pretty good navigator?

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 09:20 pm UTC (link)
That's good news -- I couldn't navigate myself out of a tunnel. Always seem to get where I'm going, though, so ... I have that skills set to bring to our expedition. Want to meet up in the lobby? I'll bring a flashlight if you bring breadcrumbs.

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[info]somnum_dormire
2010-09-13 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Flashlight and breadcrumbs, awesome. Who needs GPS? Sounds good to me. See you down there in a few.

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 09:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 11:08 pm UTC

[info]king_of_gods
2010-09-13 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Those are mine. I like to strut around for practice. Wife's into that kinda thing. Dirty minx, she is. Stands for You So Ludicrous.


P.S. I'm lying.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 09:37 pm UTC (link)
You So Ludicrous. Sounds pretty right. Your wife's a lucky woman. Or man. Or manwoman.

P.S. You don't say? Color me surprised.

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[info]king_of_gods
2010-09-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
She really is lucky. It physically hurts knowing how lucky. Welcome to the building of myth and fuckery.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-13 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Well aren't you self-assured. Thanks for the welcome! I've only read a couple of things about the place, but some stuff I found said it was haunted. Is that all bluster, or should I sleep in a salt circle or is that witches ...?

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[info]king_of_gods
2010-09-13 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, totally haunted. Seen anything in the mirrors yet? I fully realize how creepy that sounds, but if it's anything like what i was seeing last week, it'd be more like 'great' instead of creepy.

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(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]king_of_gods, 2010-09-13 10:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_wanderlust, 2010-09-13 11:04 pm UTC
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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-09-16 12:19 pm UTC (link)
So like if no one claims those shoes by the end of next week or something, and maybe they fit me, can I claim them?

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-16 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, but if no one claims them, I'm selling them for rent money. I wish! If they didn't cost more than my truck I'd hand 'em over.

Also ... are you ... how do I put this no, don't put it at all, say nothing, quit while ahead one of those cross-dressers I've been hearing about but never seen? Damnit, Evan.

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[info]lettuce_rejoice
2010-09-16 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Fair enough, dearie.

Haha, I guess. I don't really put much thought into it. Sometimes I just like to wear women's clothing. So... maybe? I'm certainly not a drag queen.

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[info]the_wanderlust
2010-09-17 12:10 am UTC (link)
IdiotidiotidiotidiotBITCH. I'm so sorry, that wasn't even a little bit close to my business. How 'bout I let you borrow the shoes for a week as a goodwill/peace pipe kind of thing? I'm sorry, I'm from Kansas. We're affected.

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