[She rolls her eyes. Yeah, she's never heard that one before. He continues before she can interrupt.]
You weren't a dick. I mean, yeah you were, but I've heard worse. 'Sides, you promised me a donation. I'm guessing it's in the mail? [She chuckles, arranges some papers and some samples she carried in.]
Sure. I'd love to. Is your wife coming along? I have to thank her for the cupcakes. [The smirk on her side of the phone was loud and clear.]