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Tweak says, "spores, molds & fungus"

Chris Lanahan [ Fūjin ] (windbagged) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-09-01 12:01:00

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Does anybody have some tweezers I can borrow?

And maybe a first aid kit?

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	the_allfather 2010-09-01 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~Not you too! Quit punching glass, you goddamn kids~~ What's the problem? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-09-01 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I stepped on some glass. Most of it's out, but there's a couple pieces still there and like fuck I'm putting shoes on over this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_allfather 2010-09-01 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I see. Did you throw a chair at your mirror, by any chance? I have the essentials you can use ~~though I don't really want the tweezers back without being disinfected~~ and I'm sure a friendly neighbor would love to come over and pick glass from your feet. Pax Letale is overall very accommodating ~~and fucked up~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-09-01 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	NO, I did fucking NOT throw a chair. ~~It was a ceramic toothbrush thing~~ I don't fucking need someone to do that FOR me, I just want the goddamn tweezers so I can do it myself! This isn't the first time I've had glass stuck in me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_allfather 2010-09-01 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	How often do you get glass stuck in you? I suggest a new hobby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-09-01 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	SOMETIMES. It happens when you go outside. Some asshole breaks a bottle on the street and you don't see it until it's too late and Wait, how the fuck'd you know I broke my mirror? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_allfather 2010-09-01 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Do you usually walk barefoot on the street? Because it seemed to be the most logical explanation due to the weirdness going on around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-09-01 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Why the fuck wouldn't I when it's this kind of weather? Weirdness? ~~oh shit~~ ~~oh fuck~~ What the fuck kind of weirdness are we talking about here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Because assholes break bottles in the streets, apparently? I don't know! Or maybe I just installed cameras in your apartment and am broadcasting the footage for a new reality show. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, they shouldn't. That's what a fucking garbage can is for. Ha ha. Hilfuckinlarious. You just gonna dick around or tell me what you meant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	People do a lot of things they shouldn't, 308. I'm sure you know what I mean. People have been writing about it on the forums. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	The fuck is that supposed to mean? You mean people talking about how hot they look? Big deal. I haven't seen a damn thing like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I thought it was pretty clear. Unless you're a saint of some sorts in which case, I stand corrected. Did you not think you looked hot? Is that why you broke your mirror? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever. FUCK YOU. I didn't even see myself in the goddamn mirror! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Now, I think you just answered your own question about what weirdness I was referring to. With obscenities and caps lock as a FUCKING ADDED BONUS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, am I offending your delicate sensibilities with my foul mouth? Deal with it. Look, I just wanted some confirmation, okay? WITHOUT admitting that something really fucked up happened to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	No, but I didn't want to say FUCK YOU TOO when you are clearly hurting right now. It would be rude of me. But it's alright. I'm here for you. Something fucked up happened to me too. I don't do drugs, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you just a fucking saint. ~~Not in a while~~ No, and definitely not this morning. I don't do drugs before I go to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	You're fucking correct about that, son. Good. You get a D.A.R.E. t-shirt. Now, as for the mirror problem, there has to be a logical explanation. ~~But there probably isn't.~~ Did you look in anything reflective while at work? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Hell no. I've been working for like three straight days, at this point I just let the people in and make sure their shit's stashed. There's not a lot of stuff to reflect there, it's call covered in dust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	So your job is to make sure people's shit is stashed? Alright, I'm with you. ~~....~~ Hallucinogenic drugs being pumped through the building's air vents? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Basically. Christ, is that legal? Wouldn't we have smelled something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	And you enjoy stashing people's shit? I would in fact wager that it's not legal in the slightest. What do hallucinogenic drugs smell like, hmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	No, actually, I fucking hate it. I don't know, that's why I'm asking you! If we were really getting dosed, you'd think we'd notice! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Tell me more. We did notice. When we looked in the mirror. I don't know if we're being 'dosed,' is there any other plausible explanation that you can think of? Trick mirrors? It's a portal to another dimension? I mean, people don't just see shit in mirrors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	My job sucks, end of story. I meant OTHER noticing. Like whatever happens when you get high. What the fuck other plausible explanation IS there? If these aer trick mrirors, they're fucking computer generated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	That wasn't a very good story. What would you rather be doing? Oh right, you've never done drugs. Maybe we should ask someone who ingests magic shrooms on a regular basis. Computer generated mirrors for the whole building? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Can I just borrow your goddamn tweezers? This glass isn't coming out on its own. I don't know anybody who's a constant druggie anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, you can borrow my goddamn tweezers. Actually, you can keep my goddamn tweezers. Why would I want them back after they've been in your feet? Rhetorical question. What's your name? You can answer that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	I can BOIL THEM for you if it's such a huge fucking problem. Chris. What's yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	No thanks. You walk barefoot in the street, who knows what fungi you've picked up. Pierce. Good to meet you. When I need my shit stashed, I'll be sure to give you a call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	FUCK OFF. I'll just come up and get them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want my tweezers or not, shit stasher? You're going to walk up with glass in your feet? You fuck off. I'll do you a favor and come down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-01 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Stop calling me that and maybe I'll stop telling you to fuck off! Fine. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 the_allfather 2010-09-01 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Stop telling me to fuck off and I will stop calling you that! I do believe we've struck a deal. Ah ha, there it is. The magic word. You're welcome. I'll bring the first aid kit too but you really should invest in one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: T1/308 windbagged 2010-09-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I had one. I think someone stole it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redhoodie 2010-09-02 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Chris, If you still need tweezers, I'd be happy to lend you a pair of mine... though, I'm sure you've found a pair by now. ~~I've been having an even better week of work than usual so~~ I've been a bit busy, or I would have had you come up and get them sooner. Love, Moana (Reply to this) (Thread)

	windbagged 2010-09-02 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, but someone else's bringing some down. I gotta get this glass cleaned up before I step on it again. (Reply to this) (Parent)