If you go with a crypt-keeper theme, I will bring you some appropriately spooky candelabras as house warming gifts and scythe - only to use as a conversation piece, of course.
Why would I be scared of Simon? He's entirely sweet and too good for this world. You know the kind - good heart, beautiful, moodily fantastic. No, I'm not freaked by him. I love him, and he needs me. He and Billy have a lot in common, you know, underneath the surface.
You were on the Titanic? So was I. Did you steal that last spot in the lifeboat from me? I thought I remembered you from somewhere.
About the bar - I have to consider the amount of pink and joy that is going to be there. Do you know anyone going?