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Elias,

I received your flowers.

Thank you for thinking of me. However, if you'd like to court me, perhaps grand gestures such as these could be reserved for when we know each other better. And perhaps the two of us knowing each other better might be more swiftly and easily achieved by requesting the pleasure of my company, rather than demanding it in cryptic notes.

Most women are likely impressed by the wealth I assume you possess (or that you wish them to believe you possess) given the obvious "generosity" of your gifts, but you will find that I am not most women.

Have a pleasant evening,

C

In my first hello I talked with someone about drinking and I shared a Dean Martin quote. I never caught your name, but I am randomly off tonight and would LOVE to go out for a drink. What do you say?