Okay, BB - as promised!
[Photo of a chalk-white key, its bitting making the shape of an outstretched serpent's tongue.] If you don't like snakes, you probably should pass on this one.
[Photo of a key whose stem is a black, fleshy substance, covered in small hairs. Its bow is a red beadwork plum.] First off, eww this key feels like it's made of...just eww. Secondly - DO NOT GO IN THIS ONE. DEFINITELY DO NOT EAT WHAT IS BEING COOKED.
[Photo of a silver key, its shaft shaped and carved like a serpent. The key's bitting is in the shape of a wolf's head; the wolf's bared fangs turn the tumblers of the lock.] This one...actually, this one isn't too bad. A bunch of people gathered at a beach watching a ship burn. A funeral pyre, maybe?