Re: private
Give me a couple of days and I'll have all the information you need.
...You know, it's been a long time since I've sat on a pew. It's been even longer since I was invited to church. What's your preferred theological setting? I grew up raised by a lax Catholic, so please do tell me if that sounds the least bit up your alley.
Why would I laugh at the neighbor nice enough to feed my turtle when I'm away? :]