State of the Company Earnings are up, growth by 7%. There was a more long-winded, grandiose version of this given to the Board at the end of Q4, but I'll give you the highlights of what to look forward to in the new year from us:
Stark Green Technology is Coming to Your Home Over the last few years, we've been working with governments and the private sector to reduce their reliance on petroleum and fossil fuels by introducing powerful, clean, and self-sustaining AR technology. It saves money, political relations, and the planet. The first gen of the AR tech that we first put into place at Stark Tower was a prototype that could power the entire building, continuously, for a year. Today, our technology has advanced enough that we can now roughly say AR tech will power a 90-story building on a continuous, uninterrupted basis for ten years.
Now, we're ready to bring it to market. We're first opening up AR Home Technology for select customers' homes in the New York area, but we have plans to expand nation -- and world -- wide soon.
The Robert Bruce Banner Hospital We've had a soft opening for our new Robert Bruce Banner hospital in India, but this month will mark its official ribbon-cutting and opening.
Some fun facts about our new hospital:
It aims to be the world's leading research facility for all pulmonary related diseases.
It has the world's best staff, if I do say so myself, including leading researchers and doctors in the field.
It and the entire neighborhood is completely powered by Stark Green AR Technology, the most reliable, efficient, and clean energy source on the planet.
Why India? Why not? India is the second most populous country on the planet, home to over 1.2 billion people. The country strives to offer public universal healthcare to every one of its citizens, unlike some countries I could name. Its GDP is the tenth largest in the world -- the health of its people and its economy affects us all.
As part of the launch, I am personally donating $10.5m in public health awareness, equipment, and medical training for the country to help combat the record number of cases of drug-resistant tuberculosis, pneumonia, and other illnesses.
You can read the full press release at ye olde website. You know what it is.
The Final Frontier We know that the universe is wide and full of wonders we've yet to imagine. As a company of researchers, intellectuals, and scientists, we would be remiss not to begin serious, concerted efforts at space exploration and technologies. This is a relative new initiative that will take take to get well on its feet, but it's in the most capable, reliable hands that we know of: Dr. Jane Foster.
Of course, there's a hell of a lot more. The next generation of our consumer favorites: tablets, computers, phones, but these above three are our biggest pushes at the start of the new year. Look for us to be gracing headlines soon.
Sincerely, The Engineer
[Avengers] I see that both you and Coulson made it out alive, Cap. Good talk?
[Jan] Hi. Hoping the flowers are still sitting in a nice vase somewhere and not at the bottom of your garbage bin.
[Science Brother from Another Mother] Hey -- could use your medical expertise. I've brushed up on my bio/chem/physio in the last 12 hours but I'd like to not take chances.
[Jane] I never did ask, but...dark matter detector?