Natasha, remember how you told me during our spa date that I ought to help the Avengers out by using my shrinking ability for surveillance and what-not? I want to take you up on that offer and become an Avenger. I know you can use my skill set. I'm responsible and able to work as part of a team.
I came over to the Avengers Tower today to talk to Tony about joining the Avengers and you know what he did? He was a real jackass and told me I wasn't worthy, that nobody trusted me and that I had to get up at six in the morning for some sort of bullshit test where I had to run his stupid little gambit to somehow prove I was a team player. I told him that I wanted to speak to either you or Steve, and he just laughed in my face!
I'd like an interview, please. With somebody who isn't Tony, and who isn't so biased against me.