...If I were a more dastardly person I'd put them in compromising positions. Also I heard that if you put a man's hand in a glass of warm water, they'll...
...wait, that would be counterproductive wouldn't it?
Anyway, I think we should do it. If it doesn't work and they bust out to kill us, it'd be worth it. Chances are I'll be dead by then anyway...from laughing.