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dolain (
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...Woah. You're... really big.
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:32 am UTC
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And you are rather small.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:34 am UTC
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Hey! I am not small! I am at an average height for an elf!
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:35 am UTC
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You are still much smaller than I. You are tiny.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:37 am UTC
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......Well.... you... you are /gold/!
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:38 am UTC
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I am. You are rather pasty and have splotches of dust covering you.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:39 am UTC
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Wha... I am... I do not! *wipes at face*
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:41 am UTC
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You are covered in it... you missed a spot on your forehead.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:42 am UTC
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I... *wipes forehead with sleeve* ...uhm... thanks?
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:44 am UTC
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Now that you know I am both tall and golden and I that you are small and pasty... and no longer filthy was there something you required?
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:47 am UTC
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Uhm... I... I forgot.
....*awkward pause*
I'm Dolain by the way.
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:48 am UTC
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Dolain. I am a Karashok.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:49 am UTC
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/A/ Karashok? There is more than one of you?
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:51 am UTC
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I... am the only one of me. There are other Karashoks though.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:52 am UTC
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Oh... I see. I bet there are other Dolains too, I guess.
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karashok
2010-02-18 08:55 am UTC
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What is a Dolain? I was not aware this was a title.
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dolain
2010-02-18 08:57 am UTC
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Well... hm...
A Dolain is... uhm... skilled, and good at what he does, and very very attractive to females...
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:02 am UTC
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And what does a Dolain do that he is so skilled at?
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:05 am UTC
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Well! I... I mean, A Dolain does a lot of things that he's very skilled at. Let's see, he's skilled at fighting with bows and arrows, swords, and daggers; at leading gangs; at teaching others; uhm... and at pleasing the ladies.
Oh and Dolains are very respected in uhm... Ferelden.
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:07 am UTC
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I... see. Karashoks kill liars. We are also very good at what we do.
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:10 am UTC
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Is that all Karashoks do? Cause that's not very much... or very hard.
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:14 am UTC
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We do more. We are soldiers of the Beresaad. We wage war on Tevinter and destroy all of our enemies.
And you are right it is very easy to kill liars. Surprisingly simple really. Would you like to know how I do it?
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:18 am UTC
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Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm......... I don't know.
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:26 am UTC
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You do not want to know how I kill liars... or you do? It is a very simple question.
If you are unsure maybe I should start describing it. I don't cut out their tongue... not at first. Instead we read poetry to them. More?
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:29 am UTC
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.........Uhm, no more, thank you.
I am not a liar, so I do not have to worry about this... poetry.
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:37 am UTC
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Pity.
It is good you are not a liar, it is a despicable habit. This is why we kill them whenever they are discovered.
You would be wise to tell others this. I would hate to have to kill them, it gets very messy.
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:39 am UTC
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Oh...
*stare*
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karashok
2010-02-18 09:41 am UTC
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So... no lying. We understand one another?
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dolain
2010-02-18 09:42 am UTC
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Yessir.
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