For you boys, I hope I am. With Mary Campbell in the equation, the rules change.
Dammit, Sammy. Don't do this to her. You want your answers, you want to pick fights, you do it with me. But you're not getting them right this minute. Go take the chance you've been given and spend some time with your mom. We'll talk about this and a lot of other things later.
[ooc: And John is all I CAN'T LET YOU THINK YOUR MOMMA WAS ANYTHING BUT PERFECT, SO WATCH ME STALL.]