Willow! Xander is broken! He doesn't remember me. I demand that you do some lesbian magic thing and fix him. Expect without flaying or world domination or making him into a girl. And if you can't, I demand somebody fix him.
There is not time for an apocalypse when people are broken. People should remember orgasms, you know. It doesn't seem fair if they don't. When are you guys going to stop this creep no sun thing anyway? Somebody has to fix it, too.