Monkey, old man or demon. I'm sticking with my species, thanks. Unless the demon looks mostly human... then I might have to reconsider. There are some hot demons. Hot vampires too. not thinking about Deacon though. And you mentioned slime so no, sticking with the human...
Damn it Xander, why do I only babble when I'm talking to you?!
If it makes you feel better I'd much rather sleep with you than an old man. Even though it would make me feel like some kinda perv since you're 18 again and I'm 23 now.