Well these days I'm really good and wait for one of you lot to start something before I throw stones back.
You'd be surprised...
Look, you're not hallucinating. This is like some really weird apparation that went wrong. It happened to me a couple of days ago too. Weird thing is though... I'm from your future. I'm 21 now. Sounds insane I know, but it's the truth. Ask your sister if you don't believe me.