Draco
Percy was a prude, Ron is too squeamish, or he was, and the one from here is. Bill and Charlie were out of the house before I was old enough to start being picked on. Which only leaves the twins. And I was, perhaps, one of their best students. You learn a lot from them. I'm also the best liar, it made things easier. I'm also the baby, and the only girl. It was a lot easier to get my way.