I haven't even been here a whole day yet, and it already feels like my life is ruined. I do not like this! I won't put up with it, I just won't. I have things to do back home and Draco has a son with someone else and the sodding Weasleys and Potters are here and I'm going to go completely nutters.
That being said, any former/current Slytherins around here? There has to be someone I can stand in this place.