Draco
Sort of. They have all kinds of interesting things. Like this computer thing we're typing on. And the telephone and television.
I laugh, everyone else laughs, I don't see why you can't. And if you can get popcorn in time, by all means. I don't usually plan to hex him, unless I'm pulling some kind of joke, which I haven't done in years. Usually it just happens when I get annoyed enough.