Willow
Someone wanted to marry me? What in the frilly heck is going on? I'm not marriage material! I'm not even capable of holding down a girlfriend -- remember Cordelia? Do you remember what we did and how Cordelia and Oz...oh man.
So, basically, you're saying that I have an ex here who can pretty much kill me in the most literal sense possible if I tick her off more than I have. Or my future self has.
...what is with me and the freaky girlfriends? Seriously?