So, I'm in this arcade earlier playing Pacman and DDR, and these guys next to me were having this argument about who would win in a to the death duel between Batman and Superman. I had to leave my dance pad before I said anything incriminating. Then I got home and started playing around on Google and have discovered that this must be the only thing in the world that nerds and geeks discus online because there are like thousands of message boards dedicated to the topic.
The common rule seems to be that Batman always wins. Duh. He's got a kryptonite ring in the Batcave, what do they expect?There's a whole website dedicated to it. (What the heck is Onstar, and who the heck is Bob Kane?) Would I be traumatising and/or scarring myself for life if I watched any of these movies? And I guess the real question boils down to: why would Batman and Superman actually be fighting each other? It doesn't make any sense.
...okay, except for that one time with those Starfish things.